whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath
And I am Benadryl Slumberbelch. Lord of all.
Blubberbutt Custardbath. Aww yiss.
Blubberbutt Flubbercrack. Well. hmmm.
Went to see The Great Gatsby movie as a Lurhmann fan. It was pretty good. One strange thing though: Having never read the book most of the first half of that movie looks for all the world like Gatsby is trying to seduce Nick Carraway in the most aggressively-passive-aggressive manner imaginable. Which I suppose he sort of was really.
It makes me extremely uncomfortable when people around me at school talk about being gay while using slurs and using the word “gay” or “homosexual” as an insult but they also use those words to describe someone male as being effeminate along with being stupid. When I was in physics today there…
good god i hate those two
“In response to Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries not wanting “not so cool” kids or women who wear size large to wear his company’s clothes, Greg Karber has come up with a funny and creative way to readjust the Abercrombie & Fitch brand.
He’s giving their clothes to the homeless.
After scouring his local thrift shop’s “douchebag section,” Karber heads to LA’s Skid Row to dole out the clothes among the homeless population. Watch the stunt and find out how you can be involved in one man’s troll-job on a company with some pretty unflattering business practices in the video above.”
i’m going to name my daughter casserole so then she’ll get the nickname cass and people will be like “oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?” and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole
i’m also going to have another daughter with the first name crystal and middle name meth for obvious reasons
my Son (places hand on your shoulder) (places other hand on your shoulder) (places hand on your head) (places other hand on your head) (places hand on your hip) (places other hand on your hip) eh macarena
*walks onto a crime scene*
swiggity swag who’s in the bag
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”